Kangin: So how's SS4 going?

Sungmin: Donghae looks up my dress.

Ryeowook: I move like Jagger.

Kyuhyun: I unleash forehead porn.

Donghae: I used a bra as a hat.

Eunhyuk: Oppa Oppa.

How Lay Picks Up Women Lay: Hey.

Girl: Hey...

Lay: Are you a potato chip because you look deLAYcious

Pickup Lines With Super Junior Leeteuk: You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.

Siwon: You know, my father was the creator of the universe.

Hankyung: Was that an earth quake... or did you just rock my world?

Shindong: You're feet must be tired, because you've been running around my mind all day.

Kangin: Do you have tickets to this gun show?

Sungmin: They say I'm good at dancing, singing, and martial arts. But I'm also good at a lot of other things.

Yesung: The size of my hands don't compare to the size of my love for you.

Ryeowook: I can make you move like jagger.

Eunhyuk: Do you wanna play zoo? You can tame my monkey.

Donghae: Are you Swedish? Because you're the sweetest fish I see.

Zhou Mi: You're worth more to me than a Gucci bag.

Henry: Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

Kibum: Was your dad a robber? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Kyuhyun: I'm like my DS, lot's of play in a little package.

Heechul: Wow, you're almost as pretty as me.

Is Super Junior Got Youtube Accounts Leeteuk: Would keep ELF updated on many Super Junior events. He would also upload videos of him practicing on being an MC in the restroom.

Heechul: Upload videos of him playing with his cat, him talking, and some reaction videos toward the Wonder Girls.

Sungmin: Will upload at months at a time. He'll play guitar and take videos of the members being weird proving his normality.

Yesung: Uploads videos of the members philtrum up close when they're asleep.

Eunhyuk: Makes AMV's of all his favorite animes.

Siwon: Takes videos of all the places he visits and tells every single person he passes by to have a glorious day.

Donghae: Uploads videos of all his pranks he pulls on all the other members... and by other members mostly Eunhyuk.

Ryeowook: Takes videos of him with his hyungs and what they do during their spare time.

Kyuhyun: Uploads one video. Never uploads another one again.

Henry: Uploads videos of him playing the guitar, violin, and piano... most of them with Amber.

Zhou Mi: Makes a helpful fashion blog. Keeping all his subscribers up on the daily fashions and fashion tips on how to look fabulous everyday.

If Yesung Went On a Blind Date Girl: Hi!

Yesung: Hi.

Girl: So your name is Yesu-

Yesung: Do you want to meet my turtle?

Girl: Your what?

Yesung: His name is Ddangkkoming.

Girl: He's.. cute.

Yesung: If you're planning on having sex with me tonight I'm afraid it'll have to wait. I don't want Ddangkkoming being exposed to that kind of stuff.

Girl:

Yesung:

Girl:

Yesung:

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Yesung:

Girl:

Yesung: I used to collect bugs.

Super Junior Emoticons Leeteuk: ಥ◡ಥ

Heechul: (⌒▽⌒)凸

Kangin: ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

Henry: ( /^ω^)/♪♪

Eunhyuk: └（★ｏ★）┐

Donghae: ◕◡◕

Siwon: (っˆヮˆ)っ

Shindong: ヽ(・∇・)ノ

Sungmin: ❀◕‿◕❀

ZhouMi: (★‿★)

Yesung: ⊙ω⊙

Ryeowook: ⊂((・▽・))⊃

Kyuhyun: (─‿‿─)